I was informed that the library does not provide the use of a stapler for the general public. I would like to express my displeasure with such a policy. If there is any way I can be of assistance in helping provide MINIMAL stationary needs, please do not hesitate to inform me.
That’s one of their lies! I genuinely don’t think that there are any real grown-ups. I think we are kids in drag. We are all wearing grown-up drag, and we’re all fooling each other. ‘Cuz you look around, and you go, ‘Okay, well, he’s definitely a grown-up. She’s a grown-up. I’m pretty sure that’s a grown-up over there’—you get into their heads, they’re going, ‘No, I’m twelve.’ But nobody knows! So it’s okay.
Neil Gaiman, vastly improving my terrified mood one interview at a time (via novelconcepts)